Omg Webkinz

Hello everyone this is the sequal to Stroodles Adventure(if u missed out on that its ok cuz u will still get a full understanding of this.) i dnt feel lyk using proper grammar but this story will be a comedy mainly or watever i feel lyk lol. ANYWAY enjoy! i will add a new chapter every week!

Chapter One: TV sucks eggs

Stroodle the Google sat down on the couch with his brother, Noodles(lil kinz googles), and his best friend Doodle Noodles(the pink google who IS a guy). Stroodle put his foot on the remote and flipped through the channels.

“YOU GOT THE BEEESSST OF THREE WORLDS LAALAALAA” It was the Kidsney Channel playing the music.

“OMG wat is that horrible sound!!” screeched Stroodle.

“It’s Jane Maine, you know the she’s a guy in the morning, popstar in mid-afternoon, and a girl at night.” explained Noodles.

“Well its horrible and there are too many puns!” yelled Stroodle, and switched the channel “Maybe there will be music on MUSIC T V, ya know MTV”

The next station was MTV and had a couple of girls on the beach talking about Flip-Flops and boys

“WHATT!” stroodle screamed “This is just a reality show about teenagers on Laguna beach!!”

“Your right this is STUPID!” Doodle Noodles grabbed the remote and changed to the next channel.

“Where are we going? la la la. America! Were are we going? la la la. America! How do we get there? We climb the prohibited fence, then we sneek past the security guards, and were illegily in america! Can u say Americano?” It was Laura the explorer teaching kids to sneek into america?!?!

“OKAY IM THROUGH!” Noodles turned off the TV frustrated. “What happened to I love Loosey, or Everyone has mixed oppinions about Raymond? That was good TV, but what is this stuff??”

“You’re right dude! You know what we need to do!” screamed Doodle Noodles.

“Make our own TV station!” said Stroodle

“I was going to say blow up the Kidz Bop kids but thats even better!” exclaimed Doodle Noodles

Narrator: And thats how our story begins. Will our heros ever get a TV station? If so will they save TV? Will Al Gore return?

Chapter 2-The Grand Idea Begins

“Well that’s a good idea but how the heck are we going to get our own TV station!” said Noodles sensibly

“Well we can’t do that BUT we can make our own TV show! If Donald Trump and Denise Richard can have a show than so can we!” said Doodle Noodles

“Hey guys i was looking some stuff up on Wikipedia and it says you have to make a Pilot episode, u know to show the TV guys wat our show is about and stuff or a storyboard or just tell them the basic idea, seems simple enough. But first we need a good idea! ” said stroodle as he scrolled a computer page with his feet.

“YEZZZ I GOT IT!! we can have a show about a man named brady who was raising 3 boys of his own than he met this lady with three girls and one with curls!! And then guess wat they get married and form the..the…the…BRADY BRUNCH!” exclaimed Doodle Noodles sweating a flood of excitement cuz he didnt wear his strawberry OMG moment deoderant.

“You screwball thats already been done back in the 60’s, how about reality TV thats hot right now!” said Noodles.

“Awesome one were ppl can vote and stuff!” exclaimed Stroodle.

“And Nachos, there has to be nachos.” said Doodle Noodles.

So the three composed a show. They got the following celebrities and/or losers to sign on for it–

~Rachel Ray the loud TV cooking show host(who could make nachos)

~Winston the overweight Spotted Frog(who could eat nachos)

~Manbearpig(who could eat anything)

~Tickle me emo(who could cry on nachos)

~Diego the animal rescuer(who could rescue some nachos)

~Kevin Jonas the errrm rainbow jonas brother(he could annoy a nacho to death)

These 4 guys and 2 girls(ya h8 to break it to ya kevins a girl) had to all live in one giant mansion and each week one would get voted out DUNDUNDUN!

Will this idea get passed by a TV network? If so who will be first to be voted off? Will Obama be president?

Chapter 3: Episode 1 of “5 and 1/2 losers”

“Hello I’m Ryan Seacrest and I am the host of 5 and 1/2 losers! Why was I chosen? Well thats cuz i host just about everything! Today we will have our first challenge and one person will be eliminated DUNDUNDUN!” introdruced Ryan.

‘I hope it’s a eating contest” prayed Winston.

“ITS A RIDDLE COMPETITION!” said Ryan.

“huh” said Rachel ray “a riddle contest thats stupid!?!?”

“oooooooo rachel said the s-t-u-p-i-d word!!!” tattled diego

“Okay everyone just shut up and answer this riddle–

What kind of room has not roof, doors, or windows?” asked ryan.

“The mental house those people i hate put me in.” said Tickle me Emo.

“Ummm noo.” said ryan

“A mushroom! YUMMOO AWESOME” said rachel ray. She cooked with them all the time, her best friend was even a mushroom.

“That is correct, thank gawd someone got it” “Next riddle, a rooster lays a brown egg and a white egg, which one will hatch first.” Ryan said, he waited a very long time for a response out of these nummskulls and looked over at them. “MANBEARPIG STOP EATING KEVIN!!”

“he tasty likes chickenz” said man bear pig.

“Let me try said winston as he ate of his head. “yumm his hairs like cotton candy!”

“That would be yummo with a bit of e.v.o.o” said rachel ray

“Can you say canivalism” said Diego.

“YOU ANIMALS! I QUIT! AND I GUESS KEVIN IS OFF THE SHOW CUZ U ATE HIM!! AND ROOSTERS CANT LAY EGGS!” screemed ryan and marched out.

Who will be there new host? Who will be the new Jonas Brother? Who will be the next vice president? Find out next time on “5 and a 1/2 losers”